No legacy is so rich as honesty - William Shakespeare
Once a year, and only once a year, the Men’s Warehouse has a sale. And once a year Jim and I dress up like dirty whores and beg you to give us free money. Yes, it’s the Third Annual “Pay For The Server” Fund Drive. Things are pretty bad this year. As you can see from this picture of Jim and me, we really need the help.
Yes, that’s me on the left and Jim on the right. You can see how desperate we are. Jim has lost so much weight he can actually see his dick! It’s an absolutely terrible situation, something that no child or overweight adult should ever have to go through.
How can you help? First off, stop giving money to charity. You’ll never get anything in return from giving money to African kids. Instead, give that money to us. You’ll be supporting a number of blogs, including Right-Thinking, Right Thoughts, MOOREWATCH, and The Starkcast. That’s value for money!
How much are we looking for? Well, whatever you feel like giving. Every little bit helps. Five bucks, ten bucks, or a thousand, it’s all good. It all adds up in the end.
You might not agree with me all the time, or any of the time. That’s cool. But you have to admit that I’m honest, I’m consistent, I speak my mind, and I give you a forum to respond and speak your own mind in return. That’s gotta be worth the cost of a pizza, right? Come on, don’t be a cheap bastard. There are two ways you can give, through PayPal or Amazon.
Donate through Amazon.com
Now, as usual, nothing is required or expected. This site is free and will always remain so. But getting a decent server isn’t cheap, and our hosting company rocks. Between this site and MOOREWATCH we get attacked by so many hackers it isn’t even funny, and these guys are on the case 24 hours a day. They rule, but that comes at a price.
No pressure, just do whatever you think is right. But, if you don’t give anything, may your genitalia rot off and fall in the toilet.
Posted by Lee
on 01/22/06 at 11:57 PM (Discuss this in the forums
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