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All The Sex That’s Fit To Silence

Don’t know if you caught the latest update on Loud British Sex Woman:

Nightmare neighbour Caroline Cartwright who was given a sex Asbo to prevent noisy sessions has been arrested after failing to keep the lid on her lovemaking.

Mrs Cartwright avoided jail in January when a judge at Newcastle Crown Court handed her a suspended prison sentence after she was caught breaching a four-year Asbo which bans her from having loud sex sessions.

But two months after her court case Caroline, of Hall Road, Washington, is said to be at it again and has been arrested by police and hauled before magistrates.

The 49-year-old has now been thrown back into a bail hostel to keep her and husband Steve apart while the courts decide what to do next.

I would suggest reading the article but it has a picture of Noisy Sex Woman and ... well, you don’t want to think about that.  But, according to her, they moved the bed downstairs, had sex for ten minutes and the neighbors called the cops.  They used to have sex for two hours a day.

A few random thoughts:

1) Maybe I’m reaching here, but it sounds like the neighbors had their ears pressed to the wall, waiting to here these people go at it.  The occasional ten minutes of sex, even noisy sex, doesn’t sound too bad to me.  When I lived in apartments, I had neighbors I would gladly trade in for that.

2) Maybe I’m stereotyping.  Or just jealous.  But if these people were having two hour sex marathons every day, I’m guessing they were not the most employed people in the world.  So we’re seeing both sides of the Nanny State at work here.

3) I have a solution to this problem: move these people to America.  Here they will get all the free healthcare and subsidized housing the want, but with none of encroachment of judges.  The worst that will happen is the occasional YouTube upload.

In fact, that should be our motto to encourage immigration: America.  All of the welfare.  None of the Asbos.

Update: In other British Sex News, an airport worker is in trouble for using one of the new scanning machines to take a gander at his busty co-worker’s assets.  The abuse of these machines is something that I’m sure no one could have foreseen, of course.

Posted by Hal_10000 on 03/26/10 at 05:59 AM (Discuss this in the forums)

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Posted by on 03/26/10 at 08:05 AM from Germany

Listening to your neighbors fuck is a reality in modern housing.  Sometimes it’s a pain, sometimes it’s amusing, sometimes your girlfriend gets all turned on and starts in on you.  You can make a game of it and try to figure out what the specific noises mean (I had a girlfriend that was convinced our neighbors were doing a lot of anal).

Live with it.

Posted by AlexinCT on 03/26/10 at 08:40 AM from United States

Listening to your neighbors fuck is a reality in modern housing.

At the rate we are going, and wtih what passes for TV entertainment these days, there is going to be a reality show based on just this, sooner than later.

Posted by InsipiD on 03/26/10 at 09:02 AM from United States

I’m sorry, but I hate disruptive people.  That said, I despise the idea of an ASBO.  What it does is take something that’s not a crime and make it a crime only for that specific person.  That is just outrageous.  There’s no other term for it.  I hope that our US judges never allow that to happen here, but I’m afraid that it could.

Posted by on 03/26/10 at 10:35 AM from United States

At the rate we are going, and wtih what passes for TV entertainment these days, there is going to be a reality show based on just this, sooner than later.

This is already available on the internet.

Posted by on 03/26/10 at 10:37 AM from United States

She needs a ball gag.

Posted by on 03/26/10 at 01:40 PM from United States

This is already available on the internet.

Link Please.

Posted by on 03/26/10 at 03:02 PM from United States

Link Please.

C’mon - do a freaking Google search for webcams and amateur couples on your own time.

Off the top of my head you can look up Ideepthroat.com and wifey.com - their sites may be inactive but their homemade porn is readily available for viewing and download all over the place.

Posted by on 03/26/10 at 03:13 PM from United States

C’mon - do a freaking Google search for webcams and amateur couples on your own time.

Lol.

I thought you meant a soundbite of this particular couple, not just any old porn site.

sorry!

Posted by HARLEY on 03/26/10 at 03:52 PM from United States

Ideepthroat.com

Now there is a chick with talent.

Posted by on 03/26/10 at 04:06 PM from United States

I thought you meant a soundbite of this particular couple,

Oddly enough, really ugly people doing home porn is fairly routine, but I don’t know anybody that would fess up to watching it.

Posted by on 03/26/10 at 07:56 PM from United States

No lie, one time one of my wife’s friends lived in an apartment behind us.  She called us up in the middle of the night because she wanted to know if we too ‘heard something’ outside.

Nope.  Too busy making our own noises to hear anything from outside, why?

Posted by on 03/26/10 at 09:25 PM from Germany

About 25 years ago my MILF girlfriend had an apartment in a building with very thin walls.  She was a screamer and her bed was a squeaky piece of junk that was always falling apart. 

We moved it away from the wall and would stuff pillows behind the headboard, but apparently it didn’t do the trick: one night we were interupted in one our nightly fuck marathons by one her neighbors banging on the front door while screaming “Stop fucking so loud!” at the top of his lungs.

We started screwing on the sofa, but she still screamed so much they evicted her.

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