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Cartoons for Allah
by Lee

The Religion of Peace™ shows, once again, that its first course of action is always violence.

The controversy over Danish caricatures of Prophet Muhammad escalated Monday as gunmen seized an EU office in Gaza and Muslims appealed for a trade boycott of Danish products. Denmark called for its citizens in the Middle East to exercise vigilance.

Denmark-based Arla Foods, which has been the target of a widespread boycott in the Middle East, reported that two of its employees in Saudi Arabia were beaten by angry customers. Aid groups, meanwhile, pulled workers out of Gaza, citing the threat of hostilities.

The 12 drawings — published in a Danish paper in September and in a Norwegian paper this month — included an image of the prophet wearing a turban shaped as a bomb with a burning fuse. Islamic tradition bars any depiction of the prophet, even respectful ones, out of concern that such images could lead to idolatry.

Danish government officials have expressed regret over the furor but have refused to get involved, citing freedom of expression. The Jyllands-Posten newspaper has refused to apologize for publishing the drawings and has said it did not mean to insult Islam.

Okay, it’s time for action.  Everyone break out your favorite drawing program.  Draw me the most offensive picture of Muhammad you can think of and email it to me.  It doesn’t have to be a good picture, it just has to clearly show Muhammad in the most degrading, insulting situation you can think of.  Send it to me, and I’ll post all of them.  I’m at work right now, I’ll get mine up later tonight.

If Muslims want to get pissed off, let’s give them something to be pissed off about.

Update: I had originally written “Allah” instead of “Muhammad.” My mistake.  Who the hell can keep track of all these different names?  Just be offensive.

Posted by Lee on 01/30/06 at 03:43 PM (Discuss this in the forums)

Comments


Posted by on 01/30/06 at 04:59 PM from United States

I can’t draw but how about allah kissing the feet of a rabbi?

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 05:06 PM from United States

Do you have any pictures of Allah we can use as a starting point?

Posted by Poosh on 01/30/06 at 05:14 PM from United Kingdom

Eh, don’t you mean pictures of the “Prophet” Muhammad…

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 05:14 PM from Germany

Do you have any pictures of Allah we can use as a starting point?

No.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 05:21 PM from United States

See? The power of suggestion!

Posted by Drumwaster on 01/30/06 at 05:31 PM from United States

I can’t draw but how about {Mohammed} kissing the feet of a rabbi?

Or even something else. He did say to “be offensive"…

Heh.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 05:43 PM from United States

He could also be bent over taking it from a pig.

Posted by Drumwaster on 01/30/06 at 05:50 PM from United States

See what I mean? :-)

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 06:03 PM from United States

I bet Goatse or lemonparty will be involved.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 06:20 PM from United States

Image sent Lee

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 06:22 PM from United States

Has anybody found a link to the original pictures the towels are complaining about? I’d like to get them for my desk top.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 06:57 PM from United States

Fuck Mohammed

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 07:10 PM from United States

So has only Dirk sent an image?

Posted by mikeguas on 01/30/06 at 07:22 PM from United States

Oh those crazy Christians again. Just beating the hell out of anyone who befouls Jesus, or desecrates his image. You know, like showing him in a bottle of piss on the tax payer’s dime. They are the true threat to the world.

This is just more proof the whole reason the Muslim world hates us is because of a base in Saudi Arabia a few years back. A violent culture (maybe not all or even most of them, but certainly their actions are excused time and time again by those who aren’t violent), and lack of tolerance for any liberties other than the right to live the strict rules of Allah, or the right to die instead has nothing to do with it.

Posted by HARLEY on 01/30/06 at 07:27 PM from United States

If i had a Koran, i would piss in a Jar and drop the Koran in it and take a picture.....
So i did a photoshop pic. hope ya like it.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 07:54 PM from United States

This Palestine/Hamas situation is really funny where they must now beg the EU/UN/US for money. These are mostly allies of Israel who they vow to destroy. At the same time Palestine’s Muslim friends in Saudi Arabia and Iran want nothing to do with giving them billions in aid. This is going to get good, real soon now.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 08:10 PM from United States

On it’s way Lee.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 08:57 PM from Japan

Wow. What a great idea. Let’s fight intolerance with....intolerance!

{ducks}

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 09:13 PM from United States

Correct, because tolerance is the ultimate objective, isn’t it?

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 09:21 PM from Japan

Correct, because tolerance is the ultimate objective, isn’t it?

Yes, but does it work? Perhaps you could end up by just deepening the feeling of injury? Creating more hostility? Hatred? I mean fight fire with fire, but all too often, the backburning turns into an even bigger conflagration.

I don’t pretend to have the answers. I am just thinking things through.

Posted by HARLEY on 01/30/06 at 09:27 PM from United States

Wow. What a great idea. Let’s fight intolerance with....intolerance!

maybe some one need to learn how to take a joke…

Posted by Drumwaster on 01/30/06 at 09:30 PM from United States

While you’re thinking up new ways to phrase “You should be a lot more understanding of those poor Islamists” while simultaneously ignoring the fact that their whole philosophy is based on various degrees of intolerance for our point(s) of view.

When it’s “submit or die”, there is not a whole hell of a lot of wiggle room, but you always manage to wriggle into some contortion whereby its America’s fault for not being more understanding of their worldview.

But that also presupposes that the two cultures are somehow equal, which is bullshit, as anyone with a brain can see.

Please tell us why you didn’t.

Posted by HARLEY on 01/30/06 at 09:49 PM from United States

what gets me is that Christans msut understand that a crufix ina jar of piss is art, and we must be tollerent, but a Koran floating in a jar of piss is a insult and we must be conciderate to their differing relgious views.....

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 01/30/06 at 09:49 PM from United States

Stogy, Drum: I am only intolerant to people who are humorless and ignorant-and the Islamowhackos have both in spades.

Posted by Poosh on 01/30/06 at 10:05 PM from United Kingdom

. I am just thinking things through.

No you’re not. You’re just talking crap.

Muslims will KILL because of what others have done with their free speech - Lee wants to express free speech. And you call this “fighting fire with fire”.

Exactly, you’re not thinking things through, AT ALL.

When Lee sends us out to kill those who draw nasty pictures of Jesus, then we’ll be fighting fire with fire.

You tit.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:06 PM from Japan

maybe some one need to learn how to take a joke…

I know that there is a funny side to this exercise, but underlying it is a message: that we should be just as intolerant of our enemy as they are of us. I am questioning its validity.

While you’re thinking up new ways to phrase “You should be a lot more understanding of those poor Islamists” while simultaneously ignoring the fact that their whole philosophy is based on various degrees of intolerance for our point(s) of view.

Thanks drum, I can always count on you to call a spade an Italian Tenor on steroids.

what gets me is that Christans msut understand that a crufix ina jar of piss is art, and we must be tollerent, but a Koran floating in a jar of piss is a insult and we must be conciderate to their differing relgious views.....

yeah, it’s a good point.

Surely the ultimate objective is to increase tolerance in your enemy. The question is, is this the best way to do it?

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:09 PM from United States

Mohammad the pig butcher
Nothin but the top grade cuts of top grade hogs…
WE got your loin, your groin, your ribs, your chops. Hell, we even have;
V.iscera
I.ntestines
E.ntrails
N.oses
N.uts and
A.ssholes
Sausages…

Posted by HARLEY on 01/30/06 at 10:12 PM from United States

I know that there is a funny side to this exercise, but underlying it is a message: that we should be just as intolerant of our enemy as they are of us. I am questioning its validity.

well i just see that they have a stick up their ass sidways....some times it needs a little jerk..

Surely the ultimate objective is to increase tolerance in your enemy. The question is, is this the best way to do it?

no, but that is not the point of this exercise…

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:13 PM from Japan

No you’re not. You’re just talking crap.

No. I really am just thinking things through. Notice that I am not even saying that the approach is wrong. I was just interested that everyone fell into step without analysing the underlying beliefs.

And of course Lee has the right to exercise his free speech, and I will defend his right to do it. And to do it without suffering violent consequences. I am not making any cultural relativist excuses for violent behavior.

My question is simply: Does it work?

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:15 PM from Japan

no, but that is not the point of this exercise…

So the point is to make you feel better about yourselves?

Posted by HARLEY on 01/30/06 at 10:19 PM from United States

So the point is to make you feel better about yourselves?

Stogy you are no fun
the POINT is to be fucking offensive as hell.....
and laugh… hell Lee could of asked for something offensive with Jesus in it or Buddha or Bush, and we all would have come up with something…
Stogy, you ever listen to Andrew dice Clay?  hes offensive as fuck but funny…

Posted by HARLEY on 01/30/06 at 10:21 PM from United States

So the point is to make you feel better about yourselves?

welli could use a blowjob, or burn up 1k of 233, .308 at the range.... that make me feel better about myself…

Posted by mikeguas on 01/30/06 at 10:23 PM from United States

I am just thinking things through.

Funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

No. I really am just thinking things through.

Second funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:27 PM from Japan

Stogy you are no fun

That’s not what my friends say ;p

Stogy, you ever listen to Andrew dice Clay?  hes offensive as fuck but funny…

You are constructing media here. If Muslims do look at this thread, how are they going to feel about American attitudes toward their religion? Frustrated? Angry? Perhaps want to go out set up some roadside bombs to blow up American troops? How is that suporting the troops?

How does this show that the American model of democracy, free speech, tolerance of dissent is a better model? Why should any Muslim bother to try to emulate Western secular humanism when this is the result? I am not saying that they are any less intolerant than you, but I am saying that you have more to lose from your interolerance than they do.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:29 PM from Japan

Second funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

Glad to be of service

welli could use a blowjob,

Glad not to be of service ;)

Posted by HARLEY on 01/30/06 at 10:31 PM from United States

You are constructing media here. If Muslims do look at this thread, how are they going to feel about American attitudes toward their religion? Frustrated? Angry? Perhaps want to go out set up some roadside bombs to blow up American troops? How is that suporting the troops?

as i said ealier...... stick, ass, already assimbled…

you know at some point theses asshole need to understand that they DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT NOT TO BE FUCKING OFFENDED, that is life, now putt that fucking stick out of your ass and do something constructive with it.
christ…

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:35 PM from Japan

Hey, I didn’t mean to destroy your fun, Harley. I was just talking.

As you were.

:)

Posted by HARLEY on 01/30/06 at 10:37 PM from United States

but I am saying that you have more to lose from your interolerance than they do.

now that is funny,
I might be a fucking backwood redneck but one fucking thing i am not is intollriant....

It takes all kinds stogy, I’m will to accept anyone. oh BTW i am having some really good conversations with 2 young ladies one in Morocco and the other in Iran, very intresting....and you know what, i have no preoblem realtingto them or conversating with them at all…

Posted by HARLEY on 01/30/06 at 10:41 PM from United States

OK stogy...............but the thing is Islamics, those that would blow up someone over a handful of words on Internet site, have a LOT more problems, if that is the kind of thing that motivates them to kill…

or.. maybe they are just assholes looking for a excuse, kinda like racist KKK mambers going “coon” hunting, just bacase its friday night…

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:43 PM from Japan

I might be a fucking backwood redneck

I can recommend an ointment for that.

It takes all kinds stogy, I’m will to accept anyone. oh BTW i am having some really good conversations with 2 young ladies one in Morocco and the other in Iran, very intresting

Don’t stress, Harley. I was much less interested in making a point than in seeing what you’d say. I have been reading this Reflections on Cultural Superiority and the Just War: A Neomodern Imperative, in relation to some conversations I recently with Drumwaster, which is why I brought it up.

If you don’t feel like downloading it, here is the abstract:

If all cultures are morally equivalent, then all individuals are not endowed with the same human rights, because some cultures award some men more rights than are allotted to other men and women. If, on the other hand, all men and women are endowed with the same human rights, then all cultures are not morally equivalent, because cultures that acknowledge that “all men are created equal” are ethically superior to those that do not. These two statements are mutually contradictory and cannot both be true. Moreover, there is a natural conflict between them, leading to inevitable intra and inter-civilizational clashes. Relativism will confront evolutionism and hierarchical theocracy will confront secularized republicanism. This essay takes sides and argues that cultural superiority can be asserted on two different levels: moral and epistemological. A culture that acknowledges a set of universal human rights is superior to one that does not, even if it often deviates from these very norms. A culture capable of delving into nature increasing life expectancy through scientific discovery is superior to one that cannot. Furthermore, waging war to defend a superior culture is a moral imperative.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:44 PM from United States

They’re humorless pricks, so fuck them. The gloves are off.

Lee, I think I just sent you a winner. I just destroyed a monitor creating it.

Let the posting begin!

GB

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 01/30/06 at 10:44 PM from United States

The problem is, the Islamowhackos have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. I am only intolerant towards ignorance and humorlousness, which they have both of in spades. (Uh-oh, spades? Gee, did I just sound racist there? :) )

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:45 PM from United States

WVR, great minds.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:47 PM from United States

Stogy, the juxtaposition between the two type of pictures is what is important.  They were ranting at simple pictures of Muhammad.  What more could they possibly do when presented with something truly insulting.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:54 PM from Japan

I just destroyed a monitor creating it.

Uh!! More senseless cruelty!

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:56 PM from United States

My wife was even egging me on. I love this woman!

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 10:59 PM from United States

So stog, you gonna make a cartoon or what. C’mon mate! Let’s see your dark side.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 11:00 PM from Japan

So stog, you gonna make a cartoon or what. C’mon mate! Let’s see your dark side.

I am thinking about it.

(I am a slow thinker)

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 11:02 PM from United States

Shoot, I did mine in 10 minutes. Of course, I was inspired. The artwork is really bad but that kinda makes it better. I didn’t want to detract from the sentiment.

Posted by Nethicus on 01/30/06 at 11:09 PM from United States

Lee--

Sent you an image to your moorewatch email addy.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 11:10 PM from United States

No. I really am just thinking things through. Notice that I am not even saying that the approach is wrong. I was just interested that everyone fell into step without analysing the underlying beliefs.

I love this line right here.  It demonstrates 2 things:  Stogy is unable to state that he has a particular side in any argument yet its blatantly obvious to anyone with a firing synapse in their brains which side he’s on.  And also he has made the assumption that people started in on this without out any consideration of what was going on.

But he’s the one doing the thinking…

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 11:11 PM from United States


seems quotes went backwards on me

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 11:16 PM from Japan

Stogy is unable to state that he has a particular side in any argument yet its blatantly obvious to anyone with a firing synapse in their brains which side he’s on.

And you forgot to point out that I then posted an a link to an article which philosophically undermines my entire argument. Thus I would be thinking things through. Buzzion, I had beliefs about how things worked. I am now questioning them based on the competing ideas of cultural relativism and cultural superiority. If you think I am not, then you are interpreting what I am saying in your own way.

But he’s the one doing the thinking…

Well, I am not very good with compliments, but OK.

Posted by mikeguas on 01/30/06 at 11:35 PM from United States

Stogy, you’re my favorite lefty on this blog. Although you don’t make any sense most of the time, I think your posts are motivated more by good intentions (right or wrong) than by hate of the US or anyone else, and someday maybe we can both figure out what the hell you’re thinking when you post.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 11:46 PM from Japan

and someday maybe we can both figure out what the hell you’re thinking when you post.

I’ll let you know when I work it out myself. Thank you for recognizing that I don’t hate the US. That’s important.

I am also really glad to have you guys from helping me practice, refine and hopefully one day perfect my libtard attitudes.

All part of my master plan, you see.

Posted by on 01/30/06 at 11:50 PM from United States

Carefull buddy. You may get converted.

Posted by FPrefect on 01/31/06 at 04:56 AM from United States

I don’t know if you visit here at all, but Zombie has some starters and some cartoons of the pedophile prophet Mohammed (ptui).

zombietime

Posted by on 01/31/06 at 11:04 AM from Canada

You are constructing media here. If Muslims do look at this thread, how are they going to feel about American attitudes toward their religion? Frustrated? Angry? Perhaps want to go out set up some roadside bombs to blow up American troops? How is that suporting the troops?

Stogy, the troops do the same damn thing. They are using loud speakers to insult the enemy and when the enemy gets mad and runs out spraying his AK, our boys pick them off. Taunting them exposes their lack of discipline.

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