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Chickenfry Update II
by Lee

Earlier today she called me and said that she was crying blood.  She actually had red tears coming down her face and she was freaked out.  I told her it was probably just her body expelling blood that had pooled and coagulated inside her head, and that she’d have blood coming out of every conceivable orifice for the next few weeks.  “I wouldn’t go telling anyone about this,” I told her.

“Why not?”

“Because if word gets out, there’s going to be 45 Mexicans outside your hospital room praying to you because you’re the reincarnation of Mary, mother of Jesus.”

When the doctor came in he confirmed that, yes, this was merely one way that her body would expel the old blood inside her sinus cavity.  But there’s nothing funnier than Mexicans who see Mary and Jesus in everything.

Posted by Lee on 04/30/07 at 01:20 AM (Discuss this in the forums)


Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 04/30/07 at 02:01 AM from United States

They’re just doing the idol worshipping that Americans won’t do…

Seriously, you could make some extra cash from this.

Posted by on 04/30/07 at 08:31 AM from United States

see if she can get them to give her money for being a saint.....

Posted by on 04/30/07 at 09:59 AM from United States

Now that this ordeal is hopefully pretty much over, how would you describe your access to doctors, speed of service, and general quality of treatment?

It sounds as if things were taken care of in an urgent & serious manner.  Prompt surgeries, cadre’s of medical people (I bet a gob of the nurses were Canadian - they all head south once they get enough experience to be in demand and get paid the big $$$), and no waiting list.

Posted by on 04/30/07 at 10:16 AM from United States

Too bad it is not around Halloween.  She wouldn’t need a costume at all and could REALLY freak some people out.

Seriously, though, glad to hear she is doing better.

Posted by on 04/30/07 at 02:17 PM from United States

They’re just doing the idol worshipping that Americans won’t do…

WVR, lol for the Joke of the Day!

Posted by on 04/30/07 at 02:46 PM from United States

Maybe she should change her handle to Le Chiffre.

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