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Fowl Science
by Lee

Men the world over have been using the internet to choke their chicken for years.  Now, thanks to some scientists, you can hug your chicken, too.

Singapore scientists looking for ways to transmit the sense of touch over the Internet have devised a vibration jacket for chickens and are thinking about electronic children’s pyjamas for cyberspace hugs.

A wireless jacket for chickens or other pets can be controlled with a computer and gives the animal the feeling of being touched by its owner, researchers at Nanyang Technological University (NTU) told Monday’s edition of The Straits Times.

The next step would be to use the same concept to transmit hugs over the Internet, it said.

“These days, parents go on a lot of business trips, but with children, hugging and touching are very important,” the paper quoted NTU Associate Professor Adrian David Cheok as saying.

NTU is thinking of a pyjama suit for children, which would use the Internet to adjust changes in pressure and temperature to simulate the feeling of being hugged. Parents wearing a similar suit could be “hugged” back by their children, the paper said.

Think of the sex toy implications, here.  You’re on a business trip.  You take out a little sock, slip it over your dong, and before you know it your wife is giving you hot mouth love.  The best part about it is that she’s not there while she’s doing it, so you don’t have to talk to her, and you can watch TV at the same time.

Posted by Lee on 11/28/05 at 09:43 AM (Discuss this in the forums)


Posted by InsipiD on 11/28/05 at 10:51 AM from United States

One of the best TV scenes I’ve ever seen was on HBO’s “Mind of the Married Man” in which one character gets head from his wife and clicks the muted TV onto “The Three Stooges” during the performance.  Now it could happen.

Posted by on 11/28/05 at 11:18 AM from United States

Please don’t give my husband any ideas.

Posted by on 11/28/05 at 11:50 AM from United States

Sit back,pop a cold one,turn on the tube and enjoy.
Reminds me of the monkey who would not stop pressing the orgasm button wired into his brain.
Would also make the joke about dogs licking themselves (because they can) about moot.

Posted by Drumwaster on 11/28/05 at 12:30 PM from United States

Can you imagine the possibilities for the home porn industry? Throw in a VR headset, the Odor-o-Meter and a few menus from the nearest pizza places, and some of these libtards will never leave Mom’s basement.

Posted by on 11/28/05 at 12:36 PM from United States

And you thought home video revolutionized the porn industry.....

Posted by dmaestas on 11/28/05 at 12:40 PM from United States

or just think, when the barking moonbat brigade makes the dems lose another election, they could transmit hugs to each other as they pack their stuff to move to canada or france.... (/sarcasm off)

Posted by on 11/28/05 at 01:56 PM from United States

Do you think they would sell the “whole body porn suit” at Best Buy or Costco, or would I have to order it off the internet and have it delivered in a plain brown box.

The expensive part would be buying programs of the latest porn star of the moment, but think of the possibilities - instead of bootleg porn videos of celebs, there would be bootleg home fuck data files going around.  Now everybody can experience how good a blowjob Paris Hilton gives.

Posted by Drumwaster on 11/28/05 at 02:15 PM from United States

Can you imagine combining this technology with this one? (NSFW!)

Posted by Stimulus on 11/28/05 at 02:27 PM from United States

If your computer has a virus, would you get an STD?

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 11/28/05 at 06:59 PM from United States

Nerds the world over could lose their virginity!

Posted by InsipiD on 11/28/05 at 07:44 PM from United States

Did anyone ever stop to think whether the chicken wants to be patted?  Most chickens I’ve ever seen did not.

Posted by LandoGriffin on 11/28/05 at 07:57 PM from United States

Lee - I know you’ve used it before but the whole masturbation-blindness-science-technology angle of the story just begged for the title “She Blinded Me With Science”

Posted by HARLEY on 11/28/05 at 08:53 PM from United States

Oh my oh my, this Will put a whole new spin on chat rooms!! LOL
Yahoo stocks will go through the ceiling..................

now everyone can get some off of Jenna Jameson!

Posted by Galt1138 on 11/28/05 at 10:03 PM from United States

Drum, that site is creepy.

Posted by on 11/29/05 at 04:21 PM from Canada

so you don’t have to talk to her, and you can watch TV at the same time.

Yeah right, if you could find a women like this, then you’d have something men really want.

Oh wait, that’s what prostitutes are for.  Remember no man has ever paid a woman for sex, he can get that for free.  He pays for her to quietly leave afterwards.

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