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Predictions for 2004
by Lee

I was going to do this last year and didn’t for some reason.  So, not wanting to make the same mistake twice, here are my predictions for 2004.

  • George W. Bush will be reelected, but it will be a much closer race than any are predicting. 
  • The GOP will keep control of the House and Senate.
  • Bush will carry California.
  • There will be another terrorist attack on American soil, though not of the size or scope of 9/11.  Perhaps a suicide bomber in the Wall Street area, something of that nature.
  • Dean will get the Democratic nomination, and will offer the VP spot to Hillary Clinton, who will decline it.  He will then offer it to Wesley Clark, who will accept.
  • Michael Moore’s anti-American hate fest Fahrenheit 911 will open to rave reviews, but his goal of preventing Bush from being reelected will fail.  Moore will then blame this on the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy and the conservative media.
  • Ronald Reagan will pass away in his sleep.
  • San Francisco will pass an ordinance legalizing inter-species marriage.  “I now pronounce you man and cow.”
  • The liberal talk radio network will launch.  Bitter left-wing asshats Janeane Garofalo and Al Franken will host.  After an initial period of curiosity wears off the network will pull in dismal ratings and will fold.  Michael Moore will then blame this on the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy and the conservative media.  Al Franken will go on to make Stuart Rapes His Mother.
  • A drive for a constitutional amendment defining marriage as a union between a man and a woman will fail.
  • The Dow will close over 11,000 before March.

What are your predictions?  Leave them in the comments.

Posted by Lee on 12/31/03 at 05:14 PM (Discuss this in the forums)


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