Right Thinking From The Left Coast
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The Golden Years
by Lee

Say what you like about Australia, but they know how to take care of the elderly.

Prostitutes as old as 70 continue to work in rural Australia, pushed out of the cities due to strong competition from younger and more attractive sex workers, the author of a study said on Tuesday.

Here in America, when our whores become too old to be useful, they move to New York and get elected to the Senate.

Posted by Lee on 11/29/05 at 10:39 PM (Discuss this in the forums)

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Posted by on 11/30/05 at 01:02 AM from Canada

Here in America, when our whores become too old to be useful, they move to New York and get elected to the Senate.

ouch!

Posted by HARLEY on 11/30/05 at 04:39 AM from United States

oh fuck lee, that was jsut cold.... good, but cold....

Posted by InsipiD on 11/30/05 at 05:39 AM from United States

The joke was a little cold, but I think that’s pretty sick...where does a 70 year old hooker have to go to be the best one?  That is seriously scary.

Posted by Mitch Cumstein on 11/30/05 at 05:59 AM from United States

That one made me laugh out loud.

Posted by on 11/30/05 at 07:30 AM from United States

Well, if given the choice between a 70 year old hooker and a sheep, I’d, um, I’d, wow, it really is a toss up.

Posted by on 11/30/05 at 07:46 AM from United States

When I was stationed at Laughlin AFB we’d pop into Mexico and go to “Boy’s Town” for after hours fun.  There was a spot called “blow job alley” that was filled with over the hill prostitutes that could be had for as little as a dollar.

You could always find a couple drunk guys spending their pocket change to get gummed by grandma before heading back to base.

Posted by on 11/30/05 at 07:49 AM from Canada

What’s wrong with a 70 yr old hooker?  Once your in (her mouth that is), she can adjust to its just like a 20 yr old hooker.  Best part is she can take out the teeth, which is something a 20 yr old hooker can’t do.  So, you get the benefits of a 20 yr old with new experiences only age and wisdom can bring. 

Although, you may not want to do her vaginally because every tire loses it’s tread eventually. 

In honour of the wisdom of Chef, a 70 yr old hooker can staill provide the one thing every man wants.  And that’s a woman who will leave quietly afterwards. 

So come on guys, don’t be so negative.  Go out find a 70 yr old and give it to her one more time.  (And if you have to pay, its only to make her leave.)

Posted by on 11/30/05 at 08:34 AM from Canada

There was an old broad that hung around Rush St. in Chicago. She was so blatant in her hustling—asking anyone who walked by, “Sucky, Sucky?”. Cops just left her alone because she was so pathetic.

Posted by dakrat on 11/30/05 at 08:58 AM from United States

Speaking as a 27 year old that was once married to a 45 year old...taking out the bottom teeth and gumming it, will give a very great BJ.  Trust me I am a slut in such matters.

Posted by InsipiD on 11/30/05 at 09:09 AM from United States

Mein Gott in Himmel!  You guys are sick!

Well, if given the choice between a 70 year old hooker and a sheep, I’d, um, I’d, wow, it really is a toss up.

How about just taking matters into your own hands?

You could always find a couple drunk guys spending their pocket change to get gummed by grandma before heading back to base.

See above.  Also, remember that hookers probably age much worse than other folks...there’s a good chance they were 23.

So come on guys, don’t be so negative.  Go out find a 70 yr old and give it to her one more time.  (And if you have to pay, its only to make her leave.)

Paying her to leave would be worth it just to make sure that she didn’t die before she was gone.

Speaking as a 27 year old that was once married to a 45 year old...taking out the bottom teeth and gumming it, will give a very great BJ.

45 year olds shouldn’t have a plate!  You remind me of a guy I used to work with who talked about the gummy BJ all the time, mainly because I found it so sick that he had had one at 36.

Posted by HARLEY on 11/30/05 at 06:07 PM from United States

oooooo gum jobs....i knew a 40 year old gal once.........oh my…

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