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The Last Refuge of A Scoundrel

How desperate do you have to get to be quoting Sarah Palin’s mother-in-law to deride her as a candidate.  Jesus.

Posted by Hal_10000 on 08/31/08 at 08:42 PM (Discuss this in the forums)


Posted by on 08/31/08 at 11:54 PM from United States

If you listened to my mother-in-law (who sucks the devil’s cock and eats the souls of infants) I “corrupted” her daughter (oddly enough, my wife won’t let herself be abused by her any longer), am disrespectful (I told her that nobody treats my wife like shit, not even her), am uneducated (never did quite figure out where that one came from, particularly since she has a degree in phys ed), some sort of unemployed bum (again, what the fuck?), a social climber (sorry, you old bitch, but that was your game), trying to get my hand on her fortune by waiting to outlive everyone (must have been why we told her to write us out of her will and fuck off), a violent gun freak (I do believe that I am the only person she’s actually scared of, or at least, scared to hit), a “sick degenerate pervert with a taste for porn” (porn, meet my computer), “immoral” (again, out of the blue, but she’s the one that got with a cock in her mouth that wasn’t her husband’s), and an “arch conservative” that is mean, angry and against women (she appeared to mistake being a libertarian with being Jerry Falwell).

Needless to say, the less my wife and I have to do with the vindictive, bitter, sociopath/cunt/bitch/whore/hag, the better.

Oh, and apparently I’m some sort of atheist as well.....

Posted by syddelish on 09/01/08 at 03:23 AM from United States

My mother-in-law (I call her Darth Mutter) is so evil even her granddaughters want to kill her. That’s a special kind of evil when the ones that are supposed to love you for giving them candy and hugs instead want to shoot you in the head and bury you in a shallow grave.

I’ve talked all of my nieces out of taking such action so far, but they’ve all taken an interest in CSI lately, so its probably only a a matter of time.

Posted by InsipiD on 09/01/08 at 03:44 AM from United States

Reminds me of the MadTV skit where the Arab taxi driver claimed his mother in law is so bad that he calls her his “Osama bin law.” I never knew anyone who actually fit the bad mother in law stereotype.  Thanks, guys.

Posted by on 09/01/08 at 07:51 AM from United States

I was considering a mother-in-law story, but after reading about Seattle Outcast’s I don’t think I can even begin to touch that.

Posted by on 09/01/08 at 11:14 AM from United States

I’ve just hit the highlights - she also screwed us over for $100K three years ago....

Posted by InsipiD on 09/01/08 at 08:39 PM from United States

I’ve just hit the highlights - she also screwed us over for $100K three years ago....

People have killed for less than that.  So what’s the hold up?

Posted by on 09/01/08 at 10:39 PM from United States

I’d be the first suspect....

I hope she lives long enough to contract something excessively painful and humiliating.  Like a form of super-arthritis that causes her to shit herself constantly.....

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