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We’re Winning!  Waaaaaah!

What the hell is wrong with liberals?!  They are on the verge of the biggest left-wing victory in American history and all they can do is whine.  I’ve heard a lot of “we’re going to lose!” bitching from my left-wing friends and from online sources.  But this is the best:

It seems that the final days of the presidential campaign have made Erica Jong and her friends more than a little anxious.

A few days ago, Jong, the author and self-described feminist, gave an interview to the Italian daily Corriere della Sera, the choicest bits of which were brought to my attention by the reliably sharp-eyed Christian Rocca, the U.S. correspondent of Il Foglio, who published excerpts on his Camillo blog. Basically, Jong says her fear that Obama might lose the election has developed into an “obsession. A paralyzing terror. An anxious fever that keeps you awake at night.” She also says that her friends Jane Fonda and Naomi Wolf are extremely worried that Obama will be sabotaged by Republican dirty tricks, and that if an Obama loss indeed comes to pass, the result will be a second American Civil War.

Here’s a translation of Jong’s more spirited quotes to the Milan-based Corriere, as selected by Rocca.

“The record shows that voting machines in America are rigged.”

“My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can’t cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.”

“My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium.”

“After having stolen the last two elections, the Republican Mafia…”

“If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it’s not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.”

“Bush has transformed America into a police state, from torture to the imprisonment of reporters, to the Patriot Act.”

I’m with Coates.  Read it carefully.  Invert the political alliance and you have a message for the future GOP.

Here is the thing. I believe in competition. John Kerry wasn’t swift-boated--he was beaten by a superior campaign. I guess Al Gore lost because of Nader and the Supreme Court. But why was it ever even that close? What is the use of being a Southern senator when you can’t carry a single state in the South? I mean no disrespect to any of those guys, I really don’t. But this notion that mystical and nefarious forces deprived them from claiming what was rightly theirs is odious and self-serving.

No one has conspired to deprive us of power over the past few decades. The American people aren’t stupid. We’ve sucked at articulating our message. If you have any interest in a more progressive country, we need to be honest. At the presidential level, at least, conservatives have hammered us. Give them their due. Don’t blame Rush. Don’t blame Kristol. Don’t denigrate states you’ve never visited. Give them their due. Give them their respect. Study them, and then get better.

I disagree with him that the Dems problem has been “articulating the message”. We heard the message loud and clear and wanted no part of it (as Obama will discover about six minutes into his Presidency).  All that’s changed is that the Republican Party began to echo the Democrat message and exceed it in their actions.

Posted by Hal_10000 on 10/31/08 at 06:45 PM (Discuss this in the forums)

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Posted by HARLEY on 10/31/08 at 08:05 PM from United States

its gonna be fun in a wired sick way to watch both partys get whats coming to them.

Posted by Hal_10000 on 10/31/08 at 08:21 PM from United States

As Mencken said, a democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

Posted by on 10/31/08 at 08:22 PM from United States

The problem with the GOP hasn’t been their message, it’s been corruption, incompetence, and a failing economy.

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 10/31/08 at 08:45 PM from United States

I think they became so used to losing that it’s probably natural for them to be worried at this point. For the first time in more than forty years they’re looking at the possibility of a supermajority government and they don’t quite know how to handle being on the winning side for once. But the paranoid stuff isn’t helping their case any.

Posted by HARLEY on 11/01/08 at 07:11 AM from United States

For the first time in more than forty years they’re looking at the possibility of a supermajority government and they don’t quite know how to handle being on the winning side for once. But the paranoid stuff isn’t helping their case any.

Neither is the people claiming BLOOD will run in the streets if their Messiah looses.
Posted by on 11/01/08 at 07:39 AM from United States

Honestly, the right has been whining a bit, too.  The media is biased, Obama spends too much money(!), voter fraud.  It cuts both ways ...

Posted by InsipiD on 11/01/08 at 01:58 PM from United States

Basically, Jong says her fear that Obama might lose the election has developed into an “obsession. A paralyzing terror. An anxious fever that keeps you awake at night.” She also says that her friends Jane Fonda and Naomi Wolf are extremely worried that Obama will be sabotaged by Republican dirty tricks, and that if an Obama loss indeed comes to pass, the result will be a second American Civil War.

Reading this made me utter a growling, Dick Cheney-like snicker.  An epidemic of liberal diarrhea and ulcers would be worth the win alone.

Posted by on 11/01/08 at 06:31 PM from Germany

An epidemic of liberal diarrhea and ulcers would be worth the win alone.

This is one reason why it’s so astonishing when liberals assert that they would be better at running things.  Any negative setbacks and they go running to their therapist with the vapors.  The 2004 Post-Election Selection Trauma was about as good of an argument on the question of whether certain liberals are even emotionally capable of driving to the grocery store, much less be responsible for the well-being of their fellow citizens.

If McCain does happen to win, I suspect some of those “die-ins” might actually cross the line from pretend to real.  For god’s sake, that HuffPo columnist stabbed her ex-girlfriend over 200 times before she shot herself, and the election hasn’t even taken place yet.

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