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Boxing Helen


Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to ‘kill herself’ if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.


“The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told the HILL. “All we need is one more liar.”

Thomas added, “I think he’d like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does.”

Here’s what Cheney should do.  He should stand up, announce his candidacy, and wait for Helen Thomas to kill herself.  Then he should announce that he’s not going to run.  Of course, if Alec Baldwin won’t move to France, we wouldn’t be able to get Thomas to commit suicide.  But, seeing has how she’s 146 years old, we’re only going to have to wait a few years for nature to take its course.

Posted by Lee on 07/28/05 at 03:19 PM in Left Wing Idiocy • Permalink


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