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When Chimpanzees Attack

This, children, is why you should never keep jungle animals as pets.

The chilling screams of a crazed chimp mauling a Connecticut woman were captured on a 911 tape - along with the animal’s owner begging, “Send police with guns!”

The 15-minute recording captures the bizarre horror of Monday’s attack, which left a 55-year-old woman critically injured and the 200-pound ape dead in a hail of police gunfire.

“Hurry, please! He ripped her face off,” the ape’s frantic owner, Sandy Herold, 70, is heard telling the dispatcher on the tapes released Tuesday night.

“Listen to me, you have to shoot him.”

The terrifying screeches of Travis the chimpanzee are heard as he mercilessly pounces on Herold’s pal, Charla Nash.

“He killed her!” Herold told the dispatcher. “He ripped her apart. He tried attacking me. How fast can you get here?”

The dispatcher sounds incredulous as Herold describes how she had to stab the burly ape and only aggravated him.

“He’s eating her,” Herold screamed. “Please have them go faster.”

The attack was no doubt terrifying enough, but then there’s this little bit of information that makes me question the woman’s judgement:

Fighting back tears Tuesday, Herold mourned the death of her beloved chimp and expressed concern for her friend.

“He was all I had,” Herold said outside her home.

She painfully recounted how she stabbed her 15-year-old chimp with a butcher’s knife, trying to stop the attack.

Cops shot and killed the rampaging primate when he cornered them in a squad car.

“To do what I did, it was the worst thing in the world,” said Herold, a widow whose only daughter died in a car accident.

“He was my kid ... I never left the house without kissing him goodbye.”

Er, no, he was an animal with the strength of ten men, something set him off, and he had to be put down. Even Roy was attacked by one of his own tigers. I’m sorry for this woman’s loss, but it does seem that we tend to anthromorphize animals a little too much in our society.

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 02/18/09 at 09:45 PM in Etcetera • Permalink

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